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If one of your friends attempts to make a clever or funny status but fails, and after 72 hours it has no likes, you like it. Doesn't mean you actually like it, just a benevolent act to make the status seem less depressing and cheer the person up.
yeah, i kind of feel bad though. probably going to sympathy like it so he doesn't hang himself
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In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables
It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been
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is an expression meaning to give sympathy for someone who doesn't deserve it. The devil was kicked out of Heaven and most would feel sympathy for him, but what everyone should realize is that he deserved to be thrown out.
I feel sorry for that baby rapist, because he got the death penalty.
Man, that's sympathy for the devil you fool.
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Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.
Status Updates
Bill is really not himself today
"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"
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Someone who is around hungover people and feels the effects of a hangover (i.e. Stomach ache, headache, tiredness, etc.) without drinking the night before.
Damn, everyone was so blacked out last night, but I didn't have a drop of alcohol and my head is killing me today, this is totally a sympathy hangover.
noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
When a female gives up her box (pussy) to another man, only because she feels sorry for him.
Marco :Dude, you totally got her due to sympathy box.
Raheem: A win is a win!