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When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room
Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.
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Girl: What is wrong doctor?
Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis
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C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)
Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"
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The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.
The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.
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A syphilis hydrangea is a rare case of someones crotch exploding with the juicy goodness of syphilis. It is said that cases like these are so rare that it only happens to less that 1 percent of the human population.
Did you hear what happened to Rebecca? She has Syphilis Hydrangea!" "Eww, GROSS!
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Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
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where you find sympathy in the dictionary
I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
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(1) When a fat white chick resorts to intercourse with well-endowned men of African descent.
(2) The state of mind when a fat white chick goes bonkers for some Mandingo horse cock.
(1) I heard Amber got a bad case of Horse Dick Syphilis when the divorce was finalized.
(2) Talula is something else, man. I think she's got that Horse Dick Syphilis or something. She's been smoking menthols, drinking 40s of O.E, and walking weird for a couple weeks.