Random
Source Code
Random
A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
An enclosed or non-enclosed shopping facility with a high vacancy rate. Typically redeveloped into other uses, commonly a Wal-Mart Supercenter-anchored plaza.
That dead mall was torn down in 2003 to make way for a new Wal-Mart.
A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.
Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!
30👍 2👎
A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)
1297👍 154👎
A condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. Sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.
May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.
I can't handle Old Navy right now, Mom. We've been here for three hours and I have a serious case of mall legs.
Being Anti-Social and Trolling at a shopping mall
On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.
Mac Mall. Excellent rapper repping Cali. Released his first CD at 16 in the early nineties and has been on the grind since. Great lyrics (better than those that usually come from the west coast). Criminally underrated.
"Damn son, Mac Mall is one hell of a rapper. You got that Immaculate CD?"
100👍 10👎