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Home of beautiful views of the smokies, friendly folks, sundown in the city, great bars and local bands, and the kick butt University of Tennessee Volunteers who will forevermore be more talented and better looking than the florida gators!
Dude, they're from Gainesville, they're so not knoxville,tn!
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A small town in central Tennessee which represents the worst of the redneck stereotype, where most of the population uses dip to extremes, plenty of meth charges, high murder rate per capita, and trucks.
"Fuck, you passed through Smithville TN ? Shit man..."
A place for people that are not cool enough for Knoxville, but not dumb enough for Chattanooga. Chucked to the gills with churches, drug stores, and Mexican restaurants. See also "Clevegas" or "That place between Atlanta and Knoxville." Home of God (Lee) University, Emo kids, Goth Rednecks, Redneck Wiggers, Gangsta Thugs, and Doped Up Bible Thumping Hating The World Taco Chuckers. We also have two Walmarts and a 10 screen movie theater. Church!
"I'm in the mood for God, Hydros, Emo Concerts, and Pollo Locos...Let's head down to Clevegas!"
"Let's go get drunk with Beefy and yell at Lee students while driving!"
"Man, let's go down to Cleveland, TN and listen to Justin's mom bitch at him!"
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Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.
One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.
Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."
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that little place in the south where dreams go to kill themselves
(example=your mom's vagina) "i wanted to be president of the united states....then i moved to clarksville tn ...facepalm
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The crunkest town in the south.... only if you live here can you truly appreciate it. It has 6 main hoods... New Prov, St.B, Lincoln Homes, Birchwood, Peachers Mill, and Greenwood.
Clarksvegas, TN is way better than Guthrie, KY.
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A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.
Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"
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