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The TSA checkpoint guard stood there with a ziplock baggie Taking Shit from Assholes.
Lets face it, the guys and gals in uniform aren't the enemy here. It is our elected officials and administrators making up all the stupid crap. Take it easy on the checkpoint goons, they just need a paycheck like the rest of us. Exercise your right to vote.
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An abbreviated code for Trade Show Action. It refers to an illicit one night stand at a trade show.
She's looking for some TSA. I'll be a good guy and go help her with that.
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The Technology Student Association. An organization for the coolest and hottest nerds out there. Teams of schools compete twice a year, for their state competition/conference, and the national competition/conference. At the competeitions, they are FORCED to wear blue plazers, a red TSA tie, a white button down shirt, and greay bottoms with dress shoes. TSA students are the most eccentric kids out there, and the smartest, I might add.
"FLORIDA TSA, HOW DO YOU FEEL?"
"WE FEEL GOOD, OH WE FEEL SO GOOD, OH!"
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Transformation Story Archive. Also has it's own image gallery and Mailing list.
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Short for "Tubby Seatmate Asshole".
The situation where after standing in line for hours at the airport because of TSA security regulations you find out after finally boarding the plane that your seatmate is a fat slob such as Kevin Smith aka Silent Bob, Michael Moore, or Rob Reiner who are so hefty that they require a stick of butter in order to squeeze in between the armrests.
Flying Southwest Airlines lessens the chance of having a TSA.
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Twinkie Seperation Anxiety
Common among those of us carrying quite a bit of extra poundage around the waist (not that they have a waist) - and the rest of your motherfucken bodies - , Twinkie Seperation Anxiety , or TSA , is a medical disease and should be treated as such. This is where Fat - Fat - Fatties go into shock when they ares seperated from their damn twinkies. Common indicators of such syndrome include; sweating, vomiting (followed by the eating and indegestion of said vomit in a desperate attempt to keep Twinkies within the system), crying, pathetic snivelling , etc. Sufferers of this disease will take rash measures to get thier fix. This may include robbery, murder , and cannabalism. Fat People suck. Be warry of their fat asses.
Fat people need their goddamn twinkies before they develope TSA.
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