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A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.
She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.
an offensive name to someone whose being stupid
eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk
to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.
oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!
To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).
David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.
A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.
McNeil volleyball is twonk.
Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"
Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"
the action of male masturbation
'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'
'Did she Twonk you off mate?'