twonking

A visual display of rhythm while wearing a turkey bonnet.

She's twonking rather vigorously. Her turkey bonnet is about to fall off.

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twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

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twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

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twonk

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

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Twonk

A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.

McNeil volleyball is twonk.

Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"

Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"

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twonk

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

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Twonk

the action of male masturbation

'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'

'Did she Twonk you off mate?'

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