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Creators of the the best tasting laxatives in the world.
Person 1. Im am so constipated and Metamucil is so nasty I hate how gritty it tastes.
Person 2. Try Taco Bell it tastes much better.
Two hours later...
Person 1. Thank you I feel so much better now the giant turd has been unleashed.
person 2. I told you it would work.
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Mexican restaurant made famous and by a white guy. Notice the last word "bell" and mexicans are not in the commercials.
White Guy: I'd love the granday supreme.poor favor.
Mexican: Yo esay! Will that complete your order?(under breath)pinche gringo.
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One of the greatest tasting foods known to mankind. Don't let it's taste fool you. You'll be running for the toilet as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Mom: Why are you taking so long on the toilet?
Me: I had taco bell last night.
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instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
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Probably the most Popualar fast food joint in the Northern California region yet it gives everyone who ever eats it the shits.
Spencer: Yo I just had a huge ass burrito from Taco Bell
Matt: Dude so did I, I gotta take a shit hell bad
Ryan: Who gives a shit. I just got a PSP!
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A place where you eat if you want to get diarrhea. It tastes good, but still.
Me and my friends ate at Taco Bell and all of my friends got the shits. I didn't though because i'm awesome.
I was staying with my friends at their house for the day when the following happened:
Kim: Hey Midian you want to go to Taco Bell with me and Bradon?
Me: Yeah sure.
-2 hours later-
Kim: Oh god....don't ever eat at Taco Bell again. I got horrid shits!
Bradon: Yeah me too. Midian how come nothing happened to you?
Me: -laughs in a very sinister tone-
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