tad

An annoying retard who always wanders into other peoples rooms, says "Hey bud I'm on a boat," swings his keys, spits in water fountains, constantly plays with himself, and does anything annoying to get attention. Deep down, all he really wants is a dick in his mouth.

Tad, quit playing with your balls our get out of my room.

or

Tad, shut the hell up.

or

Tad, I will take those keys from you and shove them up your ass.

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tad

Stands for either Totally Awesome Dude, or Totally Awesome, Dude. Can be used as an adjective synonymous to "cool".

He's a totally tad dude!

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tad

A style of dancing in which the dancer's arms are extended and the waist is jerked to and fro. It is usually performed during moments of extreme intoxicated jubilation, in order to celebrate a unique moment in time.

That jam was so nasty, I couldn't help but tad out.

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tad

A scientific measure of volume, consisting of two smigens with in turn consists of two mites. Not to be confused with the alternate measure of volume The DOLLAP,in which the origins and conversion scale are unknown.

This measure (the tad,smigen,& mite) are most commonly used in food preparation, primarily in the south eastern United States.

1 TAD = 2 SMIGENS
2 SMIGENS = 4 MITES
1 TAD = 8 MITES

conversion

1 MITE= 1.333 tsp
A( Pasel ) would be an unknown quantity of tads = a ( whole bunch )

Bunch = a hand full

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tad

Tad is the opposite of short tad derives form a bad MF that tryed to chop a cherry tree down the only thing that tads good at is popping cherry's tad actually means huge girls beware

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TAD

Abbreviation for "Tool and Douchebag": a slang term for a person disliked for social inappropriateness and obnoxious comments

Ian is such a tad!

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TAD is derived from ancient Guadalajara, near the region of necrophiliacs. Contrary to redneck interpretation, TAD means large geneltalia. Someone with a massive penis is considered a TAD. Female homo sapiens yearn for the extremely large man meat of a TAD.

"I was in the locker room the other day and I accidentally glanced at a TAD. That's all I can think about now. I'm not gay either. It is just that when he changed shorts it fell out and hit my foot. I pray my lady never sees it or her hole will be enlarged beyond the point where I may continue to enjoy it."

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