Takin dick from the past

to fuck a fine as hell senorita from the back.

Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.

Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?

Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!

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takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

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takin my talents to south beach

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

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Indian Takin

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING

||Subterfuge Required||

1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)

3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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Dude 1:
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"

Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."

Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"

Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."

Takin a...

Phrase used on Facebook to indicate a bowel movement.

Friend 1 status : Takin a...
Friend 2 comment: Gross.

Takin a tedy

When someone hides in the restroom to avoids having to work.

Hey has anyone seen jammes? I haven't seen him in like 30 minutes.
Yeah I think hes takin a tedy.

Takin' it to the Den

1. When on a cougar hunt one finds a successful "kill" whom he/she finds adequate for consumption... your takin' it back to the den.

1. (when in a bar) Dude says to another : "Takin' it to the den, eh?"

Score!