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Takin dick from the past

to fuck a fine as hell senorita from the back.

Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.

Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?

Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!

by Joey Spectakular June 8, 2009

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takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town

to have sex

"i'm takin the o'l skin boat to tuna town tonight.

by verb dog August 26, 2011

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


takin my talents to south beach

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

by stickles for three November 15, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Indian Takin

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING

||Subterfuge Required||

1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)

3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Planβ„’
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Dude 1:
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"

Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."

Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"

Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."

by Gossips With Wind December 22, 2022


Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!

Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!

by Whosthematter April 4, 2020


Takin a tedy

When someone hides in the restroom to avoids having to work.

Hey has anyone seen jammes? I haven't seen him in like 30 minutes.
Yeah I think hes takin a tedy.

by Pastorpablo February 9, 2021


Takin' it to the Den

1. When on a cougar hunt one finds a successful "kill" whom he/she finds adequate for consumption... your takin' it back to the den.

1. (when in a bar) Dude says to another : "Takin' it to the den, eh?"

Score!

by 13blackcats December 18, 2008