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An internet talker is one who only talks shit online but when it comes to the fade they are pussies. Internet talkers are also very similar to sneak dissers. If you area an internet talker you most likely will die a virgin.
Wow! Emma said I am weird online, what a fucking internet talker!
Long Talker: also known as "Long Talkers" (couple) and "The Long Talker", referring to the idiot that won’t shut up. “Long Talking (verb)”
A “Long Talker” is a person who can't shut up, usually spewing on about themselves and/or their day. They typically don’t know when they are “Long Talking” and/or how much the other person and/or people who are listening to them want him/her to shut up.
Most “Long Talkers” had broken childhoods and/or had/have very few friends. They pad their Facebook, MySpace or LinkedIn accounts with people the vaguely know and/or briefly met in passing. Most befriend these “Long Talkers” well before any lengthy discussions took place. Otherwise, well, they wouldn’t have befriended them.
Be careful of “Long Talkers”, as they can be impossible to identify right away. Very hard to de-friend and have stalker-istic tendencies.
Gina comes over to your house at 8:00pm to "drop something off". After a minute or so of catching up, you state how tired you are or how you need to get back to anything else but this conversation. Gina, apparently oblivious to your hints, keeps talking, sometimes so fast you can't get a word in.
After 5-10 attempts to close the door mid-speech, Gina still has one foot in and continues to talk.
This is a Long Talker.
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A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.
"Man, you know that girl shelia??"
"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"
"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"
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People that have no lives, want attention, make up stuff about others to make them seem bad, and judge others:)
Shit talker to a friend: Ew she's so ugly.
Friend: I know, ew.
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A person that makes a comment to you as they are walking by, but the time you realize they are talking to you they are gone.
Mike's such a Fly by Talker, by the time I realize he's talking to me he's gone.
Someone who gets to close to another person while talking to them.
I had to look at that guy cross eyed when he was talking to me,he's one of those Close Talkers.
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An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
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