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When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.
Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!
what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.
My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.
A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
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When an individual passes out at a frat party and everyone there that is endowed with a male appendage take turns dragging their cock n balls across the persons lips.
That party last night was killer. I passed out and went black. Funny though my lips are a little chapped today. Yea braaaaaahhhh we gave you the Tallahassee tickle. Did you lick your lips?