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When you shit yourself looking urgently for a bathroom in a grocery store.
Hey Tom, make sure you use the restroom before you go to the store, we don't want another Tallahassee Publix incident!
A woman's vagina that is so ferocious it literally gobbles up a penis
Son, watch out for that one! She's got a tallahassee snapper that you might not walk away from!
what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
coming up the road, the tallahassee erection is in sight..
When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.
My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.
Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"
Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.
Tallahassee Windex is what you call it when you get head from a girl with glasses, nut on said glasses, and then use your dick as a wiper blade so she can see around your apartment while she looks for a towel.
Mannnnn, I Tallahassee Windexed the girl from Applebees last night but she still bumped into my dresser on her way to the bathroom
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A delicious Christmas Drink of
1 1/2 part limeade
1 part eggnog or milk
If you haven't had a Tallahassee special, you ain't from Tallahassee.