when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.
John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.
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Of Irish or Scottish descent on holiday or in the uk trying really hard to get a tan.
"Look at that geezer over there with his vest off.. absolute Tanny Mac"
Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.
You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni
When some extremely great they are a Taanie Slayer
My dude that was a sick 360 no scope, you're such a Tannie Slayer.
"You need some tanny girls today because you look kinda pale"
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A brilliant historian and archaeologist who specialized in Mesoamerican culture and history. He died recently on an archaeological dig in Mexico. Foul play was ruled out in an official report, but there are suspicions that he may have been murdered.
Why do I keep seeing signs saying "Janus Riis Tannis is not who he seems to be"?
otherwise known as maverick the mc killas daughter, tia is a terrifying young girl. she’s 4’11 with glowing red eyes and devil horns. she’s so scary and growls a lot. if you see her run the other way. she may have about 300 others boyfriends but that doesn’t mean she’s nice. she’s terrifying and will def bite your ankels.
yo have you seen tia.
oh you mean tanny boo bears gf?? she’s the floating one with the glowing red eyes