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taurus

Symbol of the Bull, they are bull headed and stubborn, ignorant, egotistic, and therefor narrow minded.
They are ruled by Venus, planet of love in Greek, in India known as planet of material goods and delicious foods.
They are Earth signs, which like Fire signs give you better odds of being conceited.

Taurus are workaholics, are beautiful as well as they love beauty, and prefer the calming peace of nature. The Bull is perhaps the most superficial of the Earth signs in some ways, even though generally they are down to Earth. They are patient and narcissistic, and love being narcissistic, and like narcissistic people. They can convince themselves of anything until the truth comes down. They like logic and being practical. They balance work and play.

Aries is a Fire sign with a big appetite, Taurus is an Earth sign with attachment to food. Earth signs are always after Fire signs. You know what this means. Western Astrology may say it is their place to discover nature's bliss, but their lesson, is actually to learn to not become too attached to things like food, sex. They might have diet and health problems because of indulgence.

My Taurus friend likes to give reasons why Astrology isn't real, which is amusing, since when it comes down to it it's only personal reasons and she acts so Bull.

by Majestic Maze January 3, 2007

157πŸ‘ 193πŸ‘Ž


Taurus

The most gangster sedan produced by American car companies. It also has a (relatively) large underground following as a "pro-American tuner sedan" for car enthusiast patriots with nuclear families.

"Rick and I saw some blackies rollin' in their Taurus the other day"
"My doctor has a Taurus with a couple turbos on it. He takes it down to the quarter mile every weekend and shows those RX7s who's boss."

by Malcolm Awesome September 24, 2006

103πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


taurus

A piece of shit car made by a reputable car company... A mistake made by ford.

Synonym: see "tore ass"

by Carfan February 20, 2004

122πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


taurus

they aggressive as fuck please be careful

april 21-may 21

β€œdamn that bitch aggressive as hell! she gotta be a Taurus.”

by teee2x March 23, 2021

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Taurus

C'mon. You think rappers are talking about a bullsh!t ford sedan? Taurus makes pistols n rifles. Their revolvers are what's known around....

Yeah, Carl was about to get his car jacked till he pulled out that Taurus.

"As my Taurus spray, jump in the whip, hit the highway, you know how I say" - Nas, Small World

by 02120 August 1, 2009

43πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


taurus

Fake dick guy- you missed Johnny's little joke there.


Anyway, the Taurus is a constellation of a bull, a zodiac sign based on the constellation, another crappy car made by Ford (marketed in Europe under the name Mondeo, and AU under the name falcon- according to Gran Turismo, but then again, they fucked up their info on other models.) anyway, the european Mondeo is slightly better than the origianal on which it was based, but it is still shit, even the ST270.

moo cow moo cow mooo moooo moooooo cow.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

49πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Taurus

Taurus is the second zodiac sign, Taurus's typically have monstrous cock and balls and love eating food. They are very strong and will rip out anyone’s rectum if they try hurting their family. They have very nice brown hair and make any girl cream when they walk into the room.

Girl: oh my god I just creamed my self, a Taurus must have just walked in the room.

by Pumpk1nEat3r August 14, 2021

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž