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To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.
To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.
If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.
The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
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Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
A very strong, but small telescope that can be used to look at Uranus and also used as a dildo.
"I bought a kangaroo telescope yesterday and I already fucked with it fourteen times!"
- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.
- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe