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THE most kick-ass band in the history of the known universe.
Satan + Zeppelin + Something really rank (like paris hilton ) = Tenacious D
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Possibly the greatest band to ever exist. Also, arguably the only thing keeping rock alive, fighting off the evil of rip-your-balls-off shitty bands like Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Children of Bodom.
-Tenacious D consists of Kyle Gass and Jack Black, who both play the acoustic and electric guitar and sing, with occaisonal help from Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters), Lee, and Spiderman. They are all equally amazing at everything.
-One last thing, Jack Black owns Chuck Norris, and Clint Eastwood. Same with KG.
-Me baby, ME! -Jack Black
It doesn't matter if it is good.
It only matters if it rocks!
The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.
There's no such thing as a rock prodigy...
cause rock and roll is bogus, right KG? right.
The only thing that really matters is a classical sauce.
And that's why me and KG are classically trained...
to rock your fuckin socks off!
-Tenacious D, rock your socks off
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the best band to ever walk the earth
person 1: i hate tenacious d
person 2: *punch realy fuking hard in the nose about 5 times*
person 1: owwwch why did u do that
person 2: *pulls out a dildo and inserts into the anus*
person 1: that feels good
person 2: its not ment to *takes out dildo and pulls out a gun pops cap in the face of person 1 and laughs*
(cop sirens)
person 2: omg the cops tenacious d rock
2 MONTHS LATER IN COURT
judge: you are acused for the rape and murder of person 1
person 2: the rape part is bull but the rest is true
judge: why???
person 2: because he said he didnt like tenacious d
judge: oh he deserved it then yo are free
person 2: awesome oh and tenacious d rock !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. A sexually transmitted infection, contracted by not using a condom during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include green/purple/orange genitalia, loss of pubic hair, hallucinations, vomiting, coma and ultimately death. More contageous than ebola.
2. The name of a rock band, whose movie I was ejected from for throwing popcorn and supplying popcorn to my peers for purposes other than consumption, i.e. throwing.
1) Oh crap my balls have gone purple and there's a large pink elephant in my shower, i must have tenacious d.
2) 'DUUUUDE, I TOTALLY MISS YOUUUU....'
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The act of disliking this amazing band automatically makes you a dick pleasing cock gobbler. Because only a dick pleasing cock gobbler would not like this god given band.
"Since Nick Hernanderelli enjoys Not liking Tenacious D he therefore likes penis."
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Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:
Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado
"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"
Episode 2 Angel In Disguise
"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"
Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World
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Episode 3 The Fan
"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"
Episode 4 Death of the Dream
"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"
Episode 5 Road Gig
"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"
Start of "History of tenacious d"
"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes
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