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P. Noun. The Legendary Tenor, one of the mythical and awe-inspiring three tenors, possesses the ability to control, dissipate, and create various forms of energy. Like his two mythical brethren, The Legendary Tenor can heel-click and sing falsetto with the best of them. Also, like all tenors, he is ridiculously attractive. The Legendary Tenor is known for spewing out Tenorisms more than his other two Tenor friends.
"And then, with a quick blast of energy, The Legendary Tenor scorched out a new quote to his followers on the chalkboard."
The heaviest, most difficult percussion instrument in the marching band. Props to whoever’s director values them enough to put them on tenors. No freshmen allowed.
I’m thinking about trying out for the open tenor drum spot next year.
A group a ten men who love Rin-Tin-Tin and sing songs from the Rin-Tin-Tin soundtrack at weddings and other events.
“Man! I can’t waiiiiit for the Rin-Tin-Tenors concert tonight! It’s gonna be bussin’ respectfully!”
When you mix your cocaine with a dose of finely ground coffee and a healthy mix of depression
"The gathering was only OK but then we did a couple lines of UCRCIC Tenor Special in the Library and now its a real lit time"
1. The tendency of most music, especially that of musical theater, to be written exclusively for or favoring tenors, thus discriminating against those who have lower ranges.
2. The tendency of tenors to inform baritones and bases that they have a superior vocal range as often as they are given the opportunity.
Tenor Privilege:
A tenor: I love these high notes! They're so easy for me! I'm glad all this music is this high!
Me, a struggling baritone: Check your privilege.
Tenor is a shitty .gif picture service that cherry picks the most uncomfortable gifs for the front page to see,
while removing gifs you actually use.
Chad: Eek, is that a tenor gif?!
Jake: Sorry, I'll use Giphy next time
Chad: you better