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A Hispanic woman, usually tall with black hair, dark eyes, and very ambitious. She will do anything to get what she wants
She will deny love and her poor origins to get what she wants. But at the end, things don't go her way and she ends up suffering from love
Never trust Teresa. You may think you love her, but once she takes it all, you will want nothing more, but to hate her...
Mariano: Will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you rich?
Mariano: No, but I have lots of love for you.
Teresa: Not enough
Arturo: Teresa,will you marry me?
Teresa: Are you a millionaire?
Arturo: No, a zillionaire
Teresa: I do
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A girl who is not hot likes to play with my man nicks heart. He's Hayden's main chick and overall a holy girl.
Nick: ' I love you teresa"
Teresa: "Lmao get out outta here"
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THUNDERCUNT that thinks smart good looking guys are fucktards
Teresa is such a thundercunt!
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Teresa is a form of the female human species (however she hast the biggest penis ever).Though he/she looks hella white, he/she is actually black. I'm not kidding. When encountering such a creature, you will discover he/she:
-wants to have babies with Joe Jonas.
-wants me to watch Sweeney Todd.
-uses the word "noob" when she is actually the noob.
-is a noob.
-is good at Guitar Hero but phails at things such as Super Smash Brother Brawl (which I pwn her with Pikachu).
-is TOO SLOWinsert Sonic lawl face here
-is meh sex buddy.
-is writing a definition on Urban Dictionary as we speak.
-Micheal Phelps is indeed a fish.
-lives with Jack in Halloween Town.
-uses the word babycakes too much.
This applies to ALL Teresa's,except the ones that live outside of a box.
Joe-Hey Teresa, wanna have buttsecks?
Teresa-Hell yeah!opens pants
Joe-Dear LAWD.
have babies in Mexico
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A white girl who thinks that she is a "G" when in reality she is a cheap whore who lets herself be moterboated in the back of a pickup truck ...
"Damn girl, i can't believe you were such a teresa last night with that dirty red neck from the club."
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The demodog from Stranger Things that Dustin raises.
Wew. Teresa just ate Dustin’s cat!
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A really annoying middle aged white woman who is an orthodontist. She’s really mean to her clients and does not know how to tighten braces correctly. Known especially for hating people named iris and violet.
Violet: I Teresa so much! She tightened my braces too much and now I can’t chew food.
Iris: bruh
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