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Something so beutiful it’s hard to even comprehend the way they look because it is absolutely stunning
“Dang my girl is so tess”
“Yeah bro i wish my girl was as Tess as yours”
The most random person ever. Resides in NJ, but usually in own world. AKA: "That insane bisexual", "The Super-Gypsy", "Commie-face", and/or "What the hell, Tess". She has her own group on facebook, entitled, "What the hell, Tess." This is based on the same phrase, which is usually uttered around 20 times per day.
1.In religion class, Tess once doodled a flip book of the entire "Creation" scene from Monty Python's "The meaning of life."
2. Tess is notorious for her "that's what SHE said" moments, usually in class or in front of Mr. Cash.
3. For a class called College Guidance, Tess once filled out a form for "possible career choices" with the following options:
Fighter pilot, opera singer, rock star, Russian Spy/History Professor, purple, rich, or Keith Richards. Needless to say, she got top grades.
4. Finally, Tess has an amoeba named Juan, whom she met in Mexico. How many other people that you know can say THAT?
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A sweet person that has many boys wanting to be with her.
Tess is cool
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Jemmy - "Hey, whose that whore over there?"
Judy - "Who? Tess?"
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Tess has a fat ass big tits small waist
hottest chick in the whole fucking world
Tess is so fit
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Sometimes can be and actually caring kind nice loveable person, at first. But she can get mean, bossy, jerky, and can be really rude to you.
Person 1- is tess still your friend?
Person 2- na, she was kind but now she's a bitch
Person 1- yeah that's what I thought about her too, a stupid bitch
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a Urinary Track Infection, or a Bladder infection. Many people consider it to be any infection located in the Kidney-Ureter-Bladder area.
I feel like hell, I think I've come down with a Tess.
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