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real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency
rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)
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A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.
That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.
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When two gay partners are making love, one of the handsome men poop in a bowl, and start making love again. Then the man makes the other handsome devil sploosh all over the poop, while the other one adds cinnamon. Then they both enjoy a awesome home made cinnamon roll, together!
Dude, me and my boyfriend just did that texas roll cinnamon bowl, and it made me so happy.
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A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.
"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."
A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.