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The day white people celebrate being thankful for the land stolen from NATIVE Americans. A day soon to be stolen from everyone by Walmart.
Let us Native Americans be thankful for the white mans food stamps; so we can eat on this day of thanksgiving. Let us also remember the land that we once fed our families from.
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A day in which beer, football and turkey are celebrated and/or devoured.
Many times, drunk people will give thanks for the success of their team.
This word may have had a different meaning before modern times.
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A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.
On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.
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The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!
Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"
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A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.
Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.
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a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.
Thanksgiving is yummy :)
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A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging
On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.
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