The guy who no one really knows . He's nice to everyone and has green eyes you want to kiss. He has an obsession with politics but will be nice to you no matter your view.You will fall in love with him but he wont fall for you
I think I love will cooney
I think he hates you
A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"