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You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline
“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”
typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you
boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.
Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?
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No, really, why did you look this up?
Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.
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The most iconic line from omni man
Why did you make me do this you're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Mark! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.