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“Waxing the Yukon” is a euphemism for shaving your vagina. Waxing equates to shaving, trimming, waxing or sugaring. The Yukon refers to the Y of your crotch and that the Yukon is hard to get to but beautiful when you do.
Jackie said she was “waxing the Yukon” and clogged the shower with “wax”.
After anal intercourse followed with vaginal intercourse, you insert your truffle butter covered dick into the woman's mouth. While she vomits, catch the shit, cum, and barf mixture in a casserole dish. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes and invite your friends and family over to enjoy the delicious mix.
"Bro, me and the ole lady made some Yukon Casserole last night, wanna come over for dinner?"
"Hell yea man! I'll bring my parents!"
Like a Jaegerbomb, except Yukon Jack whiskey, and cola, usually Coca Cola.
Elena is acting crazy tonight after all those Yukon bombs in the back of the java shop.
Immediately after peeing in the snow, one rams his unchub in the pee hole in the snow. After the phallus is sufficiently frozen and frost bitten, the actor pulls one off. Simplicity is key.
"Hey man, how'd your night go? It was so cold out!"
"Awful!"
"How come?"
"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me right."
"Right on, brother."
"Not really. The tip is still frozen."
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Having your leg caught in a bear trap while getting punched in the face to cum
I gave that bitch a Yukon rockslide. Wonder why she hasn't called back?...
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A mountain man extrodinair!
That boy is a regular Yukon Cornelious!
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Having sex in a body of water of less than 5 degrees Celsius resulting in shrinking of the penis causing an unpleasant orgasm.
Man I just had a Yukon pump house