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It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after
You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!
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Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'
After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.
She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."
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the continuous seeing of tetris shapes in one's head after the game of tetris has been completed.
i played tetris for three hours and now i have serious tetris aftershock.
The minty fresh breath that one experiences when belching after the consumption of a Shamrock Shake. The Shamrock Aftershock is often an unexpected yet pleasant minty surprise.
Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
Dude, I think I drank my shake to fast and I feel a shamrock aftershock coming.
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waking up the next morning after having partied like a you werent ever gonna wake up again and asking yourself and the ass holes around you "what the fuck happened"
during my lunch break, i sat next to my good friend amanda, and started describing to her in detail what a bad case of orgy aftershock i had and how i was having a terrible hair day and that my shoes didn't match my bag, and that was when she told me that we had been making out with eachother for half the night.
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a most severe camel toe...
the indentation that extends upwards from the vaginal area that can be seen through a females trousers. in general, the "aftershock's" measure via a thick trouser material (I.E. JEANS) that creates a more visible and deeper indentation denotes a more gratuitous pussy size.
the pussy itself can be described as a severe earthquake in this instance and the severe camel toe is the aftershock. thus the aftermath is the aftershock created in the pants of the great big pussy.
"that girls pussy must be hella big, the pussy aftershock goes all the way up to her belly button"
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a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.
Dude that girl was a freak and asked me to do a California Aftershock. ass
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