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When the girl is giving you a blowjob, as soon as you cum in her mouth you would yell, "I HAVE AIDS!!"(but you really don't, or do you?), then the cum comes out her nose making her a dragon.
Hey girl want a Alaskan Snowdragon?
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Dude, yesterday I gave Sally an Alaskan Snowdragon !
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Dude I gave your girl frined an Alaskan Snowdragon.
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A matching set of Carhart (canvas) pants and jacket.
Bill went to the wedding in Talkeetna dressed in an Alaskan Tuxedo
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When you cum on a girls face, slap her with your dick, and push her in a pile of snow
Frosty the Snowman liked to give Alaskan Avalanches to kids when their parents aren't looking
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When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.
Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?
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When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.
Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.
Cleveland steamer
Alabama hot pocket
When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!
i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled
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a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground
alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder
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