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Materials Required:
1. Clear Plastic Trash Bag
2. Duct Tape
3. Anal Orifice
Definition: The act of duct taping a clear plastic trash bag around a person's head and anally sodomizing them until either orgasm or hyperventilation.
Steph: "Oh my god i've had such crazy sex in my life!"
Kourtney: "What happened Steph? It sounds so goddamn amazing."
Steph: "The most manliest man ever put an astronaut helmet on me last night! Lucky I orgasmed first, but either way my face would have looked just like Niel Armstrong!"
Natalie: "Wow, I want one of those!!"
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(V) A very specific sexual position
The man lies across two objects (i.e. beds) with the top half of his body on one bed and the lower half on the other, leaving his midsection in the open. (Like he’s an Astronaut falling through space) the woman lays below him and straddles by her legs around his mid section and pulling up creates the "docking procedures". Thereby doing all of the actual thrusting and allowing the "Astronaut" to be lazy...
That girl I was with last night let me do the Lazy Astronaut..
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What you know about rolling down in the deep?
Person 1: When your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze.
Person 2: When these people talk too much put that s**t in slow motion yeah.
Person 3: I feel like an astronaut in the ocean ay.
Person 4: What you know about rolling down in the deep.
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A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.
"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."
"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"
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The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.
Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?
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When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."