Barbecue Chicken

The act of being Shaquille O'Neil

Boy: *Standing Underneath Hoop*
Shaq: *Pulls it down onto him, likely killing him*
Shaq: *In a really deep voice* "Barbecue Chicken"

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sex barbecue

Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)

hey Rob, you going with Rachel to the sex barbecue?

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moscow barbecue

Taking a big steamy shit.

Man, last night I took a big Moscow Barbecue.

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Alabama Barbecue

When one defecates on the rocks in a sauna. Usually is an unpleasant experience for everyone except the person who released the excrement.

Kyle: Did you go to the Alabama Barbecue yesterday in the locker room?

John: Yea man, it sucked.

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barbecue sauce

a substance to be on someone’s titties.

I’m sittin here, barbecue sauce on my titties.

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Dutch Barbecue

when you take a nasty shit and someone goes in right after you

I've been hoping Cedric would invite me over for a Dutch Barbecue for years now.

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jewish barbecue

To burn down ones own home or building to collect insurance money

They were able to go on vacation this year and build a new home, thanks to their Jewish Barbecue this spring.

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