tipsy bartender

A YouTube channel that showcases how to make several drinks, from shots and bombs to Jungle Juices. Plus, plenty of sexy women!

"Yo, I found this on Tipsy Bartender, we should make it!"

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bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

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Bartenders bar

The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.

This place is too expensive and closes at 12, let's go to the bartenders bar already!

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.

"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"

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Pocket Bartender

To Cut A Man's Dick Off

Mike: "Dubie, I'm goin' to pocket bartender you in the dick."
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"

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celebrity bartender

A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.

Anna is the Celebrity Bartender at the bar tonight!

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

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