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Stew Beef

To loiter, lounge, procratinate, waste time in a slothy manner. (usually)

"Why don't you go do your homework?"
"I'd rather stew beef on the couch"

"Man, I stewed beef all day waiting for my friend to call"

by Debacle June 13, 2007

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Detroit Beef Stew

When you are with a group of people who enjoy a rather odd fetish. This is the act in which a group of people excrete feces into a metal pot and share it with each other.

Person 1-Hey dude you ready for out Detroit beef stew tonight?
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!

by Englishmajor5697 December 15, 2017


naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 19, 2023


Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

β€œBeef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 22, 2023


Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.

John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.

by Sylvan Montague III August 10, 2019


Beef Stew

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I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like β€œfuck this isn’t good”.

by Urrrrrrrpoody February 8, 2023


Beef Stew

When the toilet almost overflows after you had diarrhoea and looks like beef stew

It had the worst diarrhoea last night almost clogged the bog and caused beef stew

by Shittykegs November 3, 2020