belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.

Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!

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belt

innuendo for penis

Person 1: "I beat my child with my belt last night for misbehaving"
Person 2: "What the fuck?"

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Belt

To keep your kids in line

Dad: That's it, you're getting the belt!
Son: No..
Dad: *whip*
Son: *Pleasurable moan*
Dad: ??

The son jumps onto his dad shoving his PP in his mouth, then taking him down to the basement and tying up so he sucks his pp for ever. Don't belt your kids

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belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

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Belt

The weapon of the strongest gods.

Dad: Did you clean the stove?

Me: Yes, I did.

Dad:*Looks at stove*. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STAIN?! *Whips out belt*.

Me: OH SHIT!

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Belted

Hype, lit, zooted, having a good time

Hey do you see kensley?

Yea she is belted!!!

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Belt

A rather large dangly penis

Blimey!! look at that mans belt, its hanging a bit low!

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