Bro Code

A code for men who are insecure about their masculinity and need to let the internet dictate their behavior because they don’t have their own common sense.

Man: “Dude, why don’t you ask out Kara?”
Bro: “She’s Matt’s ex. I can never break bro code.”
Man: “Matt has been married to Shelly for five years and we’re all on good terms if you want to date Kara. Learn to read social cues from individual situations, dude.”

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Bro Code

1. A set of rules followed by guys who never get laid.
2. A guide on to how not to get laid.

An example on how not get laid straight from the Bro Code: "Bros before hoes" this should really be "Chicks before dicks" because real bros get laid.

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Bro code

A set of laws that a girl shall not be able to read

I let my friend use the bro code to figure something out but then he showed it to a girl

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Bro code

#1.Exes off limits
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives

I don’t want to see you breaking Bro code

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Bro code

- A true bro shall always forgive another bro regardless of the problem.

Hey you slept with my sister, but its all chill i forgive you just don't do it again because it against the bro code

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the bro code

some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention

"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"

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bro code lockdown

It’s a form of trust that you cannot break or you will be hated forever with no trust over everything with your best friends (You do a pinky swear and touch your middle fingers)

Kayden - “I just lost my virginity”
Will - “Bro code lockdown?”