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The best martial artist in the history of all movies.
You think Chuck Norris is good??... Shit... Bruce Lee kicked his ass.. literally
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Hard nipples. or nips.
"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."
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The man who completely PWNED Chuck Norris.
"Did you see the way Bruce Lee completely PWNED Chuck Norris last night?"
"Yeah, Bruce was KING!"
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Someone Chuck Norris checks for under his bed every night before he sleeps.
Watch the movies of Bruce Lee
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Bruce Lee is what everyone in the world should strive too be. Bruce Lee is God.
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Instead of the white guy who has the hot Asian girlfriend it's the vice versa with an Asian guy who has a hot white girlfriend.
"Dude is that your girlfriend over there?"
"Nah dude not the Asian one, the white one over there."
"Dude...that's your girlfriend?!?!"
"Ya I know, I Bruce Lee'd that shit!"
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In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
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