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Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
when your mate (guy) gets a bit too excited at the all boys school swimming carnival
did you see that guy at the swimming carnival?
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A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.
A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".
The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.
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Begin anal sex with recipient in standing position, recipient’s head by her feet. Remove penis, insert whiffle ball bat. Charge folks money to toss rings over the exposed end of the bat and offer prizes to those who get ringers.
I charged $5 for three rings during the Cooperstown Carnival my girlfriend and I threw last night.
The act of fucking a grape fruit then allowing your girlfriend to eat it while you pleasure yourself.
My girlfriend and I have tickets to the citrus carnival.
Guy1: can you hang tomorrow?
Guy2: No the citrus carnival is in town;)
a person who has multiple deformities, wrinkles, dented face, and unproportional facial features. hence a carnival worker or carnie.
"Hey Carl, that girl has carnival face."
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