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A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.
Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!
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When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.
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A very awesome city in WV. Also, its where everybody knows everybody.
guy 1-Dude, do you live in south charleston?
guy 2-No.
guy 1-Youre so lame.
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A nice place to live post WW2, although spiraled as our Navy Shipyard closed down in 1996. A very up and coming area, and home to the best neighborhood in South Carolina; Park Circle.
North Charleston be Crawlin', Joe.
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A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.
John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.
Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.
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One of many gurnjuries a drug taker may recieve after taking amphetamines/narcotics and other drugs. Particularly associated with MDMA and ecstacy, Charleston Lip is where ones lips change colour, swell up or generally change their appearance in response to the drug.
Symptoms may include:
Purple/red/pink lips
Chewed lips
Intense gurning
Synonym for gurning
Named after the infamous Charles Soares
"Charles is chewing his face off again, must be a case of the old Charleston lip"
Horisontal Charleston, slang for sex
Hey baby wanna get in bed and do the horizontal charleston
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