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Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
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A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.
There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!
John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?
Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?
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A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
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When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.
“ Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oooo Clarence Carter!” Damn baby, you’re fucking so fast
(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.
Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"
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(verb) to be clarence Thomased is to put pubic hair or hairs on someones food or drink. It is derived from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas who is reported to have put pubic hair on a female colleagues coke and then laughed at her about it.
After Ricky drank the cup with the pubic hair in it, Ron screamed out: You've just been clarence thomased nigga!
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A strong ass mother fucker, that does Olympic weightlifting.
Person 1: Do you Know Clarence Kennedy?
Person 2: YEah that dude with the 230kg clean and jerk
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