butt climax

Put simply: Anal Ejaculation. Produces Sex Gravy

Last night was great, I achieved butt climax and made sex gravy.

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Imax Climax

The quasi-orgasm that occurs at the exact moment when somebody realises they're being projected onto a big screen. As seen at large sporting events, music concerts, film premieres, etc.

The BBC's coverage of Wimbledon is now sadly marred by the phenomenon of the Imax Climax, in which we are obliged to endure streams of posh middle-aged women near-ejaculating at the sight of themselves on television.

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burrital climax

The feeling of extreme pleasure and borderline orgasm experienced either during or after the consumption of a Chipotle burrito. Does not occur in tragic incidences of blueburrito.

I reached burrital climax as I finished my Chipotle burrito, a warm sensation of orgasm controlling my muscles and sending me into a deep, vigorous full body spasm.

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Swapped Climax

When two guys cum in their pants and swap each other cum covered pants.

“Yo did you hear Chad and Brad did a swapped climax last night”

“That’s pretty gay bro”

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buffalo climax

Its when a guy is riding a girl doggy style then a guy comes up and rides him and they all three cum at the same time

At the end of the porn film, there was a buffalo climax when the second guy ram the first one in the rear

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mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.

man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.

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climax call

The subjective (but reliable!) measure of the aural quality of a female orgasm, taking into account pitch, tone, duration, intensity and content (ie what she actually says - some women scream "yes!", for instance, whilst others make noises resembling various animals).

A: How about Stephanie - you reckon she'd have a decent climax call?

B: Yeah, she'd have a wild one - better than Zoe's climax call, she's too whiny.

A: I like whiny.

B: Whiny is bad, dude.

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