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Compensation cuddles

After sex cuddles to appease the woman.

She let me fuck her good so I gave her compensation cuddles in return.

by Baguette Bumbo March 6, 2019


instant compensation

A rich businessman's version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled 'instant compensation' is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.

Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

by Dom i nic March 25, 2008

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compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Compensation face

The face people pull when they pose in the sun newspaper telling the world they deserve compensation.

The Gatwick drone couple felt violated and told the press they planned to sue the police whilst posing for the press whilst putting on their best compensation faces.

by RustySausage December 24, 2018

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Phallic Compensation

When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.

When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

by Matt Hawout June 25, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dream State Compensation

Mind compensating awareness and reality even if not aware of the dream because of the minds' need to work our mental problems safely.

My dream state compensation left me able to remember my dream this time.

by P0Ti0N August 13, 2016