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coning

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.

Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.

by darian felento December 28, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coned

1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face.

2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team

a) yo i just coned that bitch.
b) We coned their asses!

by xxxxxxxxxxx22222222222 February 27, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


coning

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches

by Keaijaf Iejsa May 7, 2008

116๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004

63๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Conely

Feeling horny or in the mood.

Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely

by J December 19, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cones

a womanโ€™s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

by Tyler Durden June 29, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


coning

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

by 2444 July 9, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž