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This is a group that was devised by the Minecraft youtuber Joey Graceffa in the SMP X life. Currently, the members of the coven are all girls or gay boys. The covens main rival is the cult of jeremyism, the members of this cult refer to it as a religion but it is a cult no matter what they say.
In the witch coven Katherine is the dirt witch.
The Ark of the Covenant a.k.a. one of the most sacred gifts to mankind has been found in the form of a pictograph by of all people Michael Thomas Fazio from Howard Beach Queens New York and this we all know to be true.
Yes ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, an exact replica of The Ark of the Covenant that which the Lord God gave Moses to guide the wandering Hebrews through the desert has been placed in the most highly publicized and distributed piece of artwork on the face of the planet Earth a.k.a. the entire Reverse of {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}}. Of course this piece of artwork fulfills every aspect of Deuteronomy chapter 32 verses one through seven.
This artwork is also the most complex piece of artwork ever created in the history of this world and is only discernible by those who can understand hieroglyphs, pictographs, ideograms, Mercator projection, and {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} because otherwise it simply looks like an obscure design.
Therefore Michael Fazio spent 35 years of his life doing research into pictographs, hieroglyphs and the study of {{{ ~ Euclidean Optics ~ }}} at which point at the age of 50 years started writing a book and on April 15, 2010 copyrighted that book and immediately created a website with a 439 picture shopping cart
@ www.AngelsontheArk.com
To prove that the Ark of the covenant is defined precisely on the reverse of the one dollar bill we have the Lord God's First Commandment; a.k.a.
Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods before Me ~!
{{{ IN GOD WE TRUST ~ ONE ~ }}} has the identical meaning and I don't for one moment believe this is a coincidence ~ !
But if you need more proof the entire greenside or the reverse of the {{{~ONE DOLLAR BILL~}}} is an exact replica of the measurements given to Moses by the Lord God as instructions to build the Ark of the Covenant scaled down & all of this has been proven in the book Angels on the Ark by Michael Fazio
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A state of spastic cognitive denial.
A disconnected understanding between supply and demand vs product quality.
A Deluded perception of skill culminating in a God complex mentallity.
A blind tribe mentality based on fiscal slavery vs self worth to satisfy a deluded quasi-cult leaders neurosis.
"That guy's subscriber's have Covenant dissonance."
"They payed $XXX.XX to him to be cucked and ripped off" "yeah they have Covenant dissonance"
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A group of homosexuals involved with witchcraft
Frank is the current high priest of a secret San Francisco butt coven.
An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.
Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.
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A group of people who have nothing better to do than bitch about others.
She may as well join a coven of bitches, she has nothing nice to say about anyone.
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the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.
EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.
( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)
girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?
guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.
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