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Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
1.) A young man who is unsuccessful when he talks to girls.
2.) The act of talking and trying to hook up with a girl but failing miserably.
"Oh man Tony is such a crumble cake, I thought he was going to build a Treehouse last night."
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A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.
The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
A term referring to girls who are brunettes but act like stereotypical blondes. Derived from the violet crumble chocolate bar- chocolate covered honeycomb.
Rachael is such a violet crumble!
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Mr cumble is soemone who sticks apples in his bum
Mr crumble WHY ARE YOU PITTING APLLES IN YOURE BUM!!!!
The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.
Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?
Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
putting a fat belly onto someones face and crushing their head into the ground!
im gona belly crumble you Bitch
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