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Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval

That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch

by Quigleys January 08, 2023


crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 04, 2008


crunch

To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.

by baddestbitch69 December 03, 2016


crunch

A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”

by sexychair July 13, 2019


crunch

a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest

by _liv_ August 31, 2009


crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 19, 2005


crunch

Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.

Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.

by silkshow November 14, 2006