A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval
That boy down bad he a crunch
That dude jack a crunch
To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.
I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.
To beat someone or something up very aggressively.
Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.
A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.
“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”
a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.
oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest
code for someone going to take a big dump
Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"
Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.