Denotes something that exhibits an outstanding excellence in its field, a kind that will be difficult for others to top.
"This is The Dark Knight of comedies, man."
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The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover
Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?
Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!
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Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
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Dark Knight is the coolest dude alive. His insane skills both on and off the computer amaze and astound all, especially the ladies. Can frequently be found on comic message boards hitting on other men's girlfriends and underage girls from Canada.
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A variation of the bat wing, a Dark knight is a surprise attack where one waits in a dark room streches their scrodum with one hand, while using the other hand to shine a flahlight on the scrotum for all to see.
The only thing I could see as I walked into my room was the shadow of a dark knight.
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Before you finish, the girl asks, โWho are you?โ You then turn around, gizz on her face, say โIโm Batman,โ and proceed to run out of the room while wearing a cape.
Friend: โSo how are you and Jason?โ
Girl: โWell it got serious last night, but I didnโt see him leave because he pulled a Dark Knight.โ
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