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The largest hub for artists, musicians and free thinkers in the United States. The growing population sees daily influx from Brooklyn, San Fransisco, Austin, Portland, UK and Europe. The rapid artistic growth in the area has been attributed to the luring aspects of unparalleled romance provided by the charismatic homeless and sandy white beaches. With endless untapped content for the artists, Daytona is known as the most entertaining city for the young and creative.
Person 1: "Daytona Beach is the new Portland."
Person 2: "Man, I've been hearing everyone say that."
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When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.
Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.
An advanced form of handjob when you lie on your back with your penis erect and a girl grips and moves it like the pattern of a stickshift (manual transmission in car). The gear ratios are determined based on your pain tolerance.
For example, she should shift from 1st to 2nd once you start to scream in pain, like high revs on an engine.
Brad: Yo dude last night was fucking NUTS I had a girl give me a Daytona 6-Speed!
Chad: Damn bro that's crazy did you make it to 6th? I usually start crying at 4th gear.
Brad: Yeah I did but she thought my asshole was the clutch...
The act of fingering a girl until she sqiurts, at this point your friends run into the room and you shower them in the pussy juice. Much like the winner of the Daytona 500 would do with champagne.
Hey are you going to the party tonight? My girl wants to do a Daytona 500.
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Opposite of Daytona Beach. A classy, well to do, upscale section of Volusia County not to be confused with tourist trap Daytona Beach and it's local scum. Daytona Beach Shores is home to many retirees and very wealthy families. Many of the residents in the shores don't travel north into Daytona Beach. Instead, they choose to stay in their comfort zones of Ponce Inlet , Port Orange and the Shores where the houses and restaurants are expensive.
"My boyfriend lives in Daytona Beach shores. Not just Daytona!" Really!? does he have a bother?!
"Let's go to Daytona for Christmas!" Okay, but can we at least get a hotel in the shores with the rich people?
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A dude that will sneak over at 3 am just to see you also hes the nicest, hottest, and funniest person you'll ever meet. He'll always have hella girls wanting him but to bad for them hes got a girl
I love you Daytona Monroe Kirby
A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"
My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
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