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Derrick is your average highschooler. Most people refer to him as “pubehead”. He lives a troubled life for he never finds success when he searches for poon. Derrick is the kid who sits by himself at lunch and eats his boogers as a snack. Despite his wierd qualities, Derrick is a funny and caring friend who will entice you with his four inch schlong.
Oh yea I know Derrick, he’s the kid who trims his pubes and glues them to his head.
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wow look at derrick standing in the distance over there
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Some fucker who borrows games or money then never gives it back
Derrick: Hey man can I borrow your game?
Joe: Sure buddy no problem I just need it back next week
Derrick: *never seen again*
Joe: *sighs*
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Derrick is an amazing guy in the whole world. Derrick he thinks he may not be the amazing person nor a perfect person. He's a smart person, caring, respectful, and very funny. He sometimes make fun of tiktok dances and wants to make you smile. I must say that, he's an popular kid in school because he has a great personality. Derrick, he's a special man and he would never know that. He is an amazing lover, friend, best friend, and brother if you ever meet a guy named Derrick you are lucky to have him.
Person 1: Oh my god, it's Derrick!
Person 2: He's my bestest friend I've got..
Person 1: I wish I had a guy named Derrick that was that close to me..
A black caramel dude that has a HUDGGGGGGGEEE COCK. His dick is soooooooo big it ripped through his pants in class. He is just soooo hot. He is soo funny. I JUST WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD. FUCK ME DERRICK FUCK ME PLEASE. I will do anything. I just wanna suck his cock. Black or brown hair. He has this super ugly friend that kinda looks like him.
Derrickis a guy with a cock and im shy to ask him out
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a guy who only cares for himself! and does nothing but use woman for his own satisfactions. a complete idiot! a man who thinks way to highly off himself and has wack ass game and a short penis. derrick is a player,jerk, cocky,irrogent,self absorbed
don't be a derrick-stop using woman!
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A fuckboy that only wants pussy :))
Derrick don't want you he jus wanna fuck
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