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This diet involves eating primal raw meat just like a lion. Mostly from ruminant animals. It was invented by public figure Sv3rige. Sv3rige is very smart.
I eat carnivore diet because of Sv3rige who is very smart.
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When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Restricting a penis for one wank a month.
Guy1: Have you wanked off at all this this month?
Guy2: Nah, I'm on that diet penis.
A Kegan diet is a combination of Keto and Vegan diets. You eat fruits and vegetables and and saturated fats from coconut oil and other vegetables and eat keto. Eating very low carb to the point of keto and only eating fruits and vegetables and coconut oil.
I went on a Kegan diet and lost 35 pounds and gained 10 pounds of muscle mass.
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Champagne and cocaine for breakfast.
I was blue in the morning so i started the day with Hollywood diet.
a common practice where the participants insist that the very best way to lose maximum weight is to sniff an 8-ball of coke and never eat anything. Most commonly used by juicebags, club go-ers & obese girls who all of a sudden want to get skinny fast after constant verbal torture through the years
"Hey you know that kid Barone......Man he lost alot of weight fast, his gentleman-friend told me he went on a dust diet for several weeks"