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Ok, this is the official way to give a dirty sanchez people, get it straight. First you must be doing a girl doggy-style, then you stick a finger in her asshole, and reach around to administer the poo-stache.
I told the bitch I'd give her a Dirty Sanchez if she wouldnt shut her trap.
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ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! It's when a girl is on her period and a guy takes the tampon out with his teeth, then shakes it back and forth leaving two red stripes.
Girl: Hey baby, do you want a dirty sanchez?
Boy: Hell no, you dirty ass cunt!!!
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The etymological history of the term "Dirty Sanchez" originated with one Generalissimo Leopoldo Sanchez, who led the infamous and ill-fated raid on the Panoche Grande brothel in 1848. Mistakenly believing he was counter-attacking to fend off an American incursion, he resigned himself to a life of tequila and debauchery in the alleys of Juarez. He was known for sporting a excrement mustache and a large silver-toothed smile.
Hey, Dirty Sanchez, let me wipe my cock on your face.
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The real dirty sanchez is when after lovingly cuming in your girl's ass you insert your finger in her pooper and remove cum mix with poop and place it carefully on the upper lip of your loved 1 looking like a well drawn mexican mustache, also known as a "DIRTY PIER" in europe for the resemblance to a french mustache "Pier" and cause they stink, but; almost always welcome when is tastily done.
My girlfriend loves dirty sanchez, but my wife not so much!!
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A time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert two fingers deep into the girl’s starfish. Pull it out, then reach around and wipe the residue across her upper lip, leaving her a thin, shit mustache. Making her resemble someone who would be called Dirty Sanchez.
Last night, after leaving the bar, I met this lil slut outside and dirty sanchez'd her in the back of the limo.
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As defined by Kelly Osbourne on the Howard Stern Show, who is an authority on vulgarity coming from the Osbourne family...Dirty Sanchez is a non-sexual practical joke where the offender inserts their index finger into their vagina or butthole then swipes it across the victims upper lip.
My mom was being a bitch so I sneaked up and gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
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1-Shit Mostash
2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)
3-A Dirty Mexican.
Dánt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!
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