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When a girl has a small, really cute face, but the body is rather larger and disproportionate to the face.
Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl's profile picture. She has a really nice face!"
Guy #2: "Nevermind the face, you should see the rest of her. She's a real dolphin."
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Verb; When someone tries to start having intercourse but the wrong hole is poked, the girl says no like a dolphin, "eh eh."
Example 1
Girl - "Eh Eh."
Guy - "Oopsh." :)
Example 2
Bro 1 "So breh, check it. I was at this house, poked this chick with my ween and she was like, "eh eh"
Bro 2 "Get dolphined sonnn"
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The best meat in the tuna can.
(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.
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Man 1 : "Hey, man, did you see that dolphin, it was so awesome!!"
Man 2: 'You queer."
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Like racism but against dolphins.
Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?
Nemo: yes, why?
Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.
LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?
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Another slang for ecstasy pills.
Friend 1: Hey you wanna go dolphin riding?
Friend 2: Ahh I can't I need to sleep tonight, because I have work in the morning.
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When one receives oral pleasures so great that they begin to spasm and thrust their upper body and legs in tandem like that of a dolphin in the seas.
Bobby got the sickest bj and started dolphining like a madman.
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