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Driving and texting at the same time.
Tyra : " I've been dri-Xting all morning.... I just came off the freeway and almost drove into a mountain ! "
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a loose old hag who cant get the juices flowing
jeez Jeff your mom is dried up!
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The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.
Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.
A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.
The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"
It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.
Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE