~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in.
~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in.
~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.
"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"
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Before giving a female oral sex, start fingering her first, only for a second or two. Try to distract her somehow, kiss her ear or neck, and sniff your fingers to see if she stinks so you can decide if going down on her is worth it.
I gave that chick a drive by and damn that bitch stank!
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Song who's definitely about driving.
"It's definitely about driving"
"It depends on how you translate it"
"Good song to listen to when you drive because it has the word drive in it"
"You heard about that song drive?
Yea it's kinda explicit yk.
No. it's definitely about driving, they were on motorcycles."
Where old people, retards, and anyone from a third world country tries to make a credit card transaction online, and comes to reality that's not what it's for.
"Well, I put my credit card into the slot here, but I couldn't by that new sequin dress because Im a fucktard."
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A cum-n-run, shoot-n-run, or fuck-n-run.
He wanted a drive-by Friday night but I told him I don't do drive-bys.
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